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February 9, 2011 /

Snow Queen Preview

Random.org has picked two winners from last week’s contest.  After counting up all the commenters on LJ, DW, and the main blog…

epeeblade wins a copy of Goblin Quest [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy] for suggesting Goblins vs. Klingons.

Jennifer wins a copy of Stepsister Scheme [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy].  She suggested Goblins vs. Digi (who I believe is the little LEGO-Spaceman-looking guy here).

I loved this contest.  People came up with some wonderfully fun suggestions, and if you haven’t read them, you could do far worse than to click over and see who the goblins should face in their next adventure.

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I’ve posted the first chapter of The Snow Queen’s Shadow [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy] in PDF format here.  Go forth and sample, if you wish.

I’m planning to get an epub version posted in the next day or so as well.  I’m using this as practice for doing my own e-book conversion.  PDF is a pretty universal format, but I figured some readers would prefer epub.

And … that’s all I’ve got for today.  Enjoy!

February 8, 2011 /

Health Care

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, there were 46 million people without health insurance living in the United States as of 2009.  From the same report, roughly 30% of people with health insurance are covered by a government program.

In 2007, life expectancy in the United States ranked 42nd in the world.  “Researchers said several factors have contributed to the United States falling behind other industrialized nations. A major one is that 45 million Americans lack health insurance, while Canada and many European countries have universal health care.”  (Other factors include obesity, racial disparities, and higher infant mortality.)

A PBS Frontline report compares health care in the U.S. to Japan, Switzerland, Germany, and the U.K.  The report finds that the U.S. spends more of its GDP on health care, yet we have the lowest life expectancy and the highest infant mortality rate.

I linked last week to the story of author Melissa Mia Hall, who died of a heart attack.  There’s a very good chance that she could have survived, but she was one of those 46 million without health insurance.  The treatment that might have saved her life would likely have bankrupted her.

More than sixty percent of U.S. bankruptcies are due to medical expenses.  The article notes that roughly 3/4 of those being bankrupted actually had health insurance, “but many of them were bankrupted anyway because there were gaps in their coverage like co-payments and deductibles and uncovered services.”  Others lost their jobs and benefits as a result of health-related issues.

People are terrified that “socialized” medicine is going to destroy the country.  Yet a 2010 study comparing health care in the U.S. and other nations found that “Britain, whose nationalized healthcare system was widely derided by opponents of U.S. healthcare reform, ranks first in quality while the Netherlands ranked first overall on all scores.”  This despite the fact that we in the U.S. spend more than twice as much, per person, as any of the other nations studied.  (Author Liz Williams describes her first-hand experiences with U.K. health care here.)

Basically, many of these countries with evil, scary, government-run health care appear to be kicking our ass when it comes to actually taking care of their people.

Over the past few years, I’ve heard some groups arguing that the U.S. is or should be a Christian nation.  Wasn’t Christ the guy who commanded his followers to love and care for the poor?  “It is estimated that the changes made by the [Health Care Reform] law will result in 16 million additional individuals enrolling in the Medicaid program.”  (See Stephen Colbert for more on America’s Christian attitudes toward the poor.)

I don’t get it.  I don’t understand the fear.  I don’t understand the greed.  No health care system is or ever will be perfect, but we could do so much better.  Instead, health insurance companies rake in billions in profits while an estimated “68 adults under age 65 die every day because they don’t have coverage.” (Emphasis added.)

Our current health care reform has much room for improvement.  But for God’s sake, can we please try to move forward and make things better instead of fighting so damned hard to move backward?

Discussion and debate are welcome, as always.

February 7, 2011 /

Active vs. Passive

I got me some cover flats for Snow Queen on Saturday.  So naturally, much of that day was spent scanning and uploading to my various sites … turns out I have a lot of ’em.  Go figure.  Anyway, click the thumbnail for a larger version.

Speaking of things princess, stormsdotter sent me pics of the sweet Talia costume she made.  Not only that, but she immediately went out and kicked Batman’s ass, because that’s what you do when you have a Talia costume.  Check ’em out!

And now, on to today’s grammar lesson.  I’m sure someone, somewhere, has made this joke before, but I couldn’t find it anywhere.  (I assume I don’t need to tell people not to do the last one?)

ACTIVE VOICE:

Jim submitted his manuscript to the editor.

PASSIVE VOICE:

The manuscript was rejected.

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE VOICE:

Dear editor,

I know you’re too busy with your bestsellers to actually read submissions from new writers.  I appreciate that your unpaid intern was able to take thirty seconds to glance at the first page of my manuscript.  Thanks for getting back to me after only three queries.  A friend of mine didn’t hear back on his story at all, so I appreciate you responding in only two and a half years.

Thanks,
Jim

February 4, 2011 /

First Book Friday: Mark Terry

Mark Terry is a little different from the other authors I’ve featured here on First Book Friday.  For one thing, he writes thrillers, not SF/F.  But I like him anyway.  For another, Mark is the only one who’s tossed me around like a rag doll — he’s a black belt in Sanchin-Ryu, and we’ve worked out together a time or two.  (He’s not in my local class, but we see each other at regional events.)

Mark has been blogging about writing and publishing, and recently did a four-part blog series about book contracts.  Check out his blog here.  But first, read on for Mark’s bumpy publishing journey.

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I wonder if anyone has a “typical” first-book experience. Mine is, to say the least, weird. So much so I’m not even sure what to call my first book.

After a lot of effort and rejection, I finally sent a manuscript out back around 2000 or so, maybe a couple years earlier, to an up-and-coming independent publisher called Write Way Publishing. Write Way focused on mysteries, published in hardcover as well as trade paperback, and had several authors who had been nominated for major mystery awards like the Edgar and the Anthony. The manuscript was called BLOOD SECRETS and featured a forensic toxicologist. The publisher offered a ridiculous no-advance, 4-year publication window contract and was pretty much a total bitch during the so-called “negotiations.” I signed. Then she moved the pub date up, then did it again. I was now about 18 months or so out from publication.

Websites were just starting to be big, so I came up with the marketing idea to write a novella, a prequel to BLOOD SECRETS, called NAME YOUR POISON. It would have 12 chapters and I would serialize it a chapter per month leading up to the publication of BLOOD SECRETS. I wrote it. A friend of mine was teaching website design at the high school level, the kids designed some sites, I chose one, and off we went, one chapter at a time. This happily coincided with Stephen King’s serialized web-based publication of THE PLANT (which has a rather strange publication history itself), so I was getting some traffic and media attention and even the occasional review, thanks to riding on Mr. King’s coattails.

And then Write Way Publishing, right around month six, declared bankruptcy, released the rights to me (thankfully) and I was no longer going to be a published novelist. I was not happy, although to be fair, WWP released the rights to me. Other authors were not so lucky and found the rights to their novels tied up in bankruptcy court for a couple years.

Right around that same time, POD publisher company iUniverse came onto the scene and offered a deal to active members (of which I was one) that was hard to pass up. For a six-month period iUniverse would publish any members’ book for free! I quickly wrote another prequel called CATFISH GURU, also featuring forensic toxicologist Dr. Theo MacGreggor. They came up with excellent artwork, which is not always the case with iUniverse, and a collection of mystery novellas titled CATFISH GURU was published.

So I suppose that is my first published book. I don’t always view it that way, although I find that the writing and the stories hold up reasonably well. The next book, DIRTY DEEDS, had a far more traditional publishing history. It sold to the first independent publisher it was shown to, High Country Publishers, and was published about a year later. I since then became a full-time freelance writer, acquired an agent (several over the years, actually), have published nine books both traditionally and self-published, (and collaborated on a nonfiction book) and from time to time the whole publishing process proceeds smoothly and as expected…

No, wait. I’m lying. It never proceeds smoothly. But that’s what I’ve come to expect, so… There’s the story about being dropped mid-contract along with a whole bushel-full of authors. There’s the story about the small press that offered a contract, then disappeared off the face of the earth, their website replaced by one advertising a pet crematorium… At the moment anyway, I’m quite pleased with Oceanview Publishing, which published THE FALLEN  [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy] and has THE VALLEY OF SHADOWS scheduled for June 2011. Let’s hope it continues smoothly.

February 3, 2011 /

Random Questions

Why did Zazzle remove the 20 Neil Gaiman Facts T-shirt?

This was done as a result of a law regarding “rights of celebrity/publicity,” meaning it’s illegal to sell unsanctioned merchandise using the name or likeness of a celebrity.  I’m working to get this straightened out.

Unsanctioned? But Gaiman tweeted and linked people to the shirt.  Why did they still take it down?  Why did they ignore the note you included stating that you had permission?  Why did they cancel every order but didn’t bother to contact you until days later?  Why did you have to send multiple e-mails to Zazzle before they’d respond?  Why are they still not answering all of your questions?

Because they suck.

Is Star Wars fantasy or science fiction?

Who cares.

What the hell is “forcible rape” supposed to mean?

It’s shorthand for “I have no freaking clue about rape.”  (Fortunately, the language of that particular bill is being changed.)

Why does the new “V” series suck so badly?

In the show, the Visitors are trying to find and destroy the human soul.  In the real world, the network is trying to find and destroy the soul of its viewers.

Why haven’t you written about the death of author Melissa Mia Hall?

Because my current feelings are unprintable, and I need to work through my initial disgust and fury at the state of health care in this nation, and the people who fight so viciously against the idea that we should do better for all of our people.

Did you know you’re only 11 away from having 2000 Facebook friends?

2000 is a nice, round number, and is pleasing to my sense of mathematical aesthetics.  11 of you should friend me at once, so that I can win at Facebook.

Do you believe that science fiction/fantasy qualify as literature?  What about romance?  What about comics?

Yes, yes, and yes.  Please go away and come back when you have something less asinine to argue about.

February 2, 2011 /

The Four-Day Weekend, by Serdar Yegulalp

A while back, I received a review copy of The Four-Day Weekend, by Serdar Yegulalp (sixteenbynine on LJ).  I’ll be honest, I was a little nervous about this one, as the quality of self-published novels can vary so widely, but this turned out to be an enjoyable read.

I’ve been trying to figure out how best to describe this book.  It feels like a literary novel, one which attempts to capture and recreate the very best of the convention scene (an anime convention, in this case).  Henry, our protagonist, has just broken up with his girlfriend of four years.  With his friend Winthrop, who’s discovered that owning a comic book store isn’t as thrilling as he once thought, they decide to get away to the big convention.  That’s where they meet Diane…

It’s very much a character study.  Henry and Winthrop and Diane are all dissatisfied with their lives, feeling lost and burnt out.  We get a very gradual, low-key romance growing between Henry and Diane, but mostly it’s the story about how each character rediscovers him or herself … while surrounded by tens of thousands of fans all crammed together.  It’s a story about rediscovery and rebirth and renewal.

If you’re looking for a plot-oriented book, this isn’t the one for you.  But I enjoyed it.  It’s more a conversational sort of book, with musings about everything from relationships to priorities to electronic piracy.  The convention felt a bit idealized to me, but I think it also gets a lot of the love and energy of the con scene, and captures what people want to get from a con — even if it doesn’t always happen in real life.

The very end felt a little off from the rest.  I get the feeling Yegulalp wanted to provide some closure to certain things, but it reminded me of the epilogue Rowling does at the end of Harry Potter — slightly forced, and out of synch with the rest of the story.

Overall though, it was a nice read, one you can preview here if you’re so inclined.

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Other recent book arrivals include:

Wild Things [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy], by Charlie Finlay.  Short fiction from Finlay — woo hoo!  Except for the part where I get to walk away feeling like an utter hack by comparison, of course 🙂

The Demon Trapper’s Daughter [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy], a forthcoming YA novel from Jana Oliver.  This one came complete with swag, including a Demon Trapper patch, which was something I hadn’t seen before.

Dead Waters [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy], the newest title from Anton Strout.  This review copy showed up addressed to “Jim Hines: AUTHOR OFFERING PIMPAGE,” which amused me greatly.  It’s very Anton, and I’m looking forward to the book.

An Artificial Night [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy], by Seanan McGuire.  The third Toby Daye book, and my current read.  (So far, so good.  Fun writing, high stakes, very much in line with the previous two books.  Only nitpick is that I wish Toby had caught the “Moon” clue sooner.)

Well of Sorrows [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy], by Benjamin Tate.  (Tate is an open pseudonym for my friend Joshua Palmatier.)  The cover art for the trade paperback release wasn’t the greatest, but I like the redone cover they have for the forthcoming mass market.  You can see the new cover here.

Who Fears Death [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy], by Nnedi Okorafor.  Everything I’ve heard about this book ranges from excellent to awesome, and I’ve been wanting to read it ever since it came out.

That’s just a sampling from the TBR shelf.  Basically, I want to take a month off of everything and just hide out in my bedroom reading books!

February 1, 2011 /

Story Sale and Book Giveaway

Contracts are signed, and the announcement has been made: I’ve sold my story “The Blue Corpse Corps” to the Dragon Moon Press anthology When the Hero Comes Home, edited by Ed Greenwood and Gabrielle Harbowy.  The book should be out in August, and includes stories by Jay Lake, Erik Scott de Bie, Todd McCaffrey, Julie Kagawa, Marie Bilodeau, Eric Buchanan, and more.

I’m amused and flattered to note that I’ve become a selling point.  The press release mentions that the book includes, “an all-new Jig the Goblin story by Jim C. Hines.”  That’s pretty darn cool.

To celebrate, I’m giving away one copy each (autographed, of course) of Goblin Quest [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy]  and Stepsister Scheme [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy].

 

“The Blue Corpse Corps” started with a comment on the blog about how fun it could be to do a goblins vs. zombies story.  To enter the giveaway, just comment and suggest who the goblins should take on next.  For example:

Goblins vs. My Little Ponies
Goblins vs. Doctor Who
Smudge vs. The Chipmunks

Make sure to specify which book you’re interested in: Stepsister or Goblin Quest.  One entry per person, and anyone can enter (this is not a U.S. only contest).  I’ll randomly select two winners next week.

Have fun!

January 31, 2011 /

In Which I Commit T-shirt

A number of people asked for a T-shirt version of the Apostrophe Ninja.  I’ve gone one better.

I now have a Zazzle store, which includes a whopping four T-shirts, meaning you can go to work in Hineswear all week (providing you wear one shirt twice, or else call in sick on Friday).  Each shirt comes from a blog post:

Apostrophe Ninja (Original post)
Writing: A Reality Check (Original post)
Distilling the Blogosphere (Original post)
20 Neil Gaiman Facts (Original post)

That’s right, after more than a year, I finally got the Neil Gaiman Facts shirt finished and posted for sale.  All profits from the sale of that one go to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund.

Right now it’s just basic T-shirts.  I redid the artwork on each comic in order to get higher-resolution versions that will come out correctly when the shirts are printed.  I’ll probably end up posting more things in the store … at the very least, the Gaiman shirt should be available in black, right?  I’ve also been asked to post a “Ferb is the 12th Doctor” shirt.

January 28, 2011 /

Apostrophe Ninja

Normally, I’d run a First Book Friday post here.  Alas, I didn’t have one ready.  I’ve got several invitations out, but since I’m not paying for these posts, I don’t feel right setting deadlines or pressuring people who are already taking the time to write something for us.

So then I was going to do a First Book Friday roundup with links back to all the posts.  (The clip show of blogging.)

But then I had another idea.  Since the Writing Reality Check comic was the most popular post I’ve done in months, why not do another comic?  And I knew just the message I wanted to get across.

(Yeah, I don’t think Randall Munroe has anything to fear from me.)

January 27, 2011 /

Hines: Wrong on Piracy, Wrong on Batman

The title is a reference to this Shortpacked strip, and probably made no sense to anyone else.  But it amused me, so I kept it.

I received a great deal of feedback on last week’s post about book piracy.  My thanks to everyone who jumped into the discussion.  While I still believe much of what I wrote to be true, I also find that some of my assumptions were either overly broad or flat-out wrong.

Legality: I was going to start out by saying at least we can all agree that downloading copyrighted books without permission is illegal, right?  But maybe not.  While it’s illegal under U.S. law, Corinne Duyvis was kind enough to translate copyright law in the Netherlands, which gives broader allowance to make copies for home use.  The uploading/file-sharing part appears to be illegal, and you can only download small portions of books … except for “works of which you can reasonably assume that no new copies will be sold to third parties in whichever form possible.”

In other words, downloading out-of-print (which is not the same as out of copyright) books in the Netherlands is currently legal if those books don’t look like they’ll be coming back into print.  Thus blowing away my “simple and obvious” assumption.  Oops.

Americentrism: Another friend messaged me privately to ask who my audience was for my piracy post, which was a tactful way of pointing out that I seemed to be assuming everyone downloading illegally had convenient, cheap, legal alternatives.

I started up a very informal survey in the comments.  Take a book that costs $7.99 in the U.S., or $8.99 in Canada.  In Australia, that same book might sell for about $20.  Another commenter said SF/F paperbacks in Ireland generally run about 25 Euro, or roughly $35 U.S.  And these aren’t generally considered to be poor or third world nations.

Does the fact that something is expensive mean it’s okay to steal it?  No … but it makes me less willing to level an across-the-board charge of dickishness.  If you’re sitting at home with your high-end computer and smartphone and are downloading because you’re too lazy to go to a nearby library or too cheap to shell out $8 to buy the damn book, then the charge stands.  If you’re living in Malaysia and a book costs as much as eight meals?  Maybe not…

Marina on Dreamwidth takes this a step further, asking “I’d like to see how many of these authors who complain about their books being ‘pirated’ would still have the libraries they do if every paperback cost them 25$+ and took weeks to acquire.”  She goes on to say, “the places where ebook … ~piracy~ is most widespread are not developed, Anglophone countries, and there are reasons for that.”

I wish I had a source for that last claim.  I follow the logic of why readers in less developed countries might be more likely to download books and other media, but I’m not sure I accept the claim that piracy is most widespread in those countries.  It could be — I don’t know.  I just want more info and haven’t yet been able to find it.

The publishing industry has problems to address, no argument there.  A number of people expressed frustration at the way regional limitations prevent them from being able to legally buy e-books.  While I somewhat understand the basis for regional sales/publishing restrictions, I also recognize how frustrating it is that someone from the U.S. can click and buy an e-book in 30 seconds, while someone in another country can go to the exact same website, click the exact same links, and be denied.

Deconstructing the Western Foundation of Intellectual Copyright Law: Colorblue has another good post which points out various abuses of copyright law, and goes on to challenge the entire western foundation and assumptions behind intellectual property.  As an author currently working within that intellectual property system, this was a challenging read, one I’m still processing.

Links: Tobias Buckell has a long, thoughtful piracy post today.  He does a nice job of addressing various arguments for and against piracy, and I’m hard-pressed to argue with most of his conclusions.  In addition, Charles Tan and Fantasyecho both did link roundups of the discussion, which are worth checking out.

I’m still sorting this out.  I do think that for people like me, piracy is pretty much a dick move.  But of course, I’m privileged as hell.

Does that mean it’s all right for someone to pirate my books if they’re poor, or if they’re in a country where it’s harder to get books or where books are too expensive?  I don’t know.  But I’m not convinced they’re doing me much harm, if any, and I’m no longer comfortable with across-the-board condemnation.

Your thoughts?

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