Interesting Search Queries from 2014, Plus Smudge Fanart
Huh. Looks like I should redo my Top Posts list, as my response to Mr. Wright has jumped into the #6 place for the year over the course of 24 hours.
But it’s more interesting to look at some of the rather random search queries that brought people to the website over the past year.
- pills to make you happy – That would be my posts on depression and Zoloft, I’m guessing.
- neil gaiman facts – I have 20 of ’em! 🙂
- yeti he sniffed the air – Um…
- sexy guy photo poses – Why thank you!
- spoon theory is stipud – No comment.
- i farted kitten – Sounds unpleasant.
- jerry pournelle + jim hines – I think someone’s writing some very odd fanfiction.
- keep calm dave has just farted – Forget calm! Run for your lives!!!
- did miss piggy have sex with long john silver – It’s Tim Curry. Could you blame her if she did?
- hobbit – why do the goblins all die so easily – That’s what I want to know!
- fake agent jennie wikipedia – “Jennie Wikipedia” sounds like a geek superhero name.
Also, I received this delightfully cute sketch of Smudge the fire-spider with a fireproof Jig the goblin plushie, and I had to share it with the world. This was created by the obviously-skilled Ariela Housman:
From me, Smudge, and the goblins, have an absolutely wonderful 2015!!!
Luther M. Siler
December 31, 2014 @ 11:14 am
I once made the mistake of titling a blog post “Man, F this,” only I didn’t abbreviate the F, and as a result a huge proportion of my search results are from people doing a really bad job of searching for gay porn. So I think you’re winning here.
katina french
December 31, 2014 @ 4:08 pm
“Jenny Wikipedia” reminds me of the book Jennifer Government from several years ago. It was a dystopian thriller set in the near future. People started taking their employers as their surname. Bob Nike, Jane TacoBell, etc.
And kitten farts at least sound less messy than Jim Carey’s anal-dwelling butt monkeys from Bruce Almighty…
Sally
December 31, 2014 @ 5:38 pm
I forgot those Neil Gaiman facts. Funny.
Of COURSE Miss Piggy did. Or at least she wanted to.
Kanika Kalra
January 1, 2015 @ 3:00 pm
I suppose your Spork Theory post is why the Spoon Theory search string would lead to your blog. But, since I couldn’t understand how could, or why would, ‘i farted kitten’ possibly lead here, I tried to Google the search string.
It was fruitless, unless you count tips on what to do if my kitty farts too much, and a particularly disturbing rant about why women behave like they fart rainbows and kittens.
Anyhow. A very Happy New Year to you, too! 🙂
Jim C. Hines
January 1, 2015 @ 4:18 pm
The kitten fart search probably pulled up this blog post: http://www.jimchines.com/2012/03/two-lessons-and-farting-kitten/