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Ask A Goblin
# I’ve decided to start an ongoing, irregular advice column: Ask A Goblin. Jig (and possibly his fellow goblins) will answer questions about absolutely anything, from dating/relationships to careers to getting mustard stains out of your shirt. Questions can be posted through Tumblr or sent to askagoblin@jimchines.com. Jig et al. will answer whatever questions they want. If your question doesn’t get answered, it’s nothing personal. He probably just doesn’t like you. When you send your question, please note whether or not you wish your name to be included in any response. Pseudonyms are encouraged. If you don’t say one way or another, we’ll just make up a pseudonym for you. In fact, we might do that anyway. If you want to know what qualifications Jig and company have to write an advice column, the answer is Absolutely None Whatsoever. Let the questions begin! 7 comments to Ask A Goblin |
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ETA: The site is now live at 
I love this idea, I’m looking forward to the first column!
Jig, I am preparing a meal for six unruly, violent, classless people. I thought that sounded like home to you - what would you prepare if you were in my shoes? Bonus points for food that can be used defensively.
First I would beat you with your shoes for not following directions and posting your question as a comment instead of e-mailing it to askagoblin@jimchines.com
Let me talk to Golaka…
Too bad there’s no “like” button for Jig’s response, there…..
I am looking forward to this column!
Hmm
This will be hilariously good. I’d write in, but goblins don’t like me. I once had all my pennies stolen by a goblin. I must admit, I’ve been curious what goblins do with pennies, but I know better than to ask.
It’s the cents. Goblins follow the cents to their prey. Also, some of them have need for more common cents. Just ask Golaka!