Last week, I posted the ultimate test of which is better: cats or dogs. I posed my cat Flit with a copy of Goblin Quest [Mysterious Galaxy | B&N | Amazon] and our new dog Casey with The Stepsister Scheme [Mysterious Galaxy | B&N | Amazon].
Well, the Bookscan results are in, and they’re a bit of a surprise. Sales of Goblin Quest were exactly the same as in the previous week. The cuteness that is Flit made absolutely no difference! I’m thinking perhaps an alternate picture might have worked better. (And no, that photo is not retouched in any way, except for the caption.)
So then I compared the numbers for Stepsister Scheme. Comparing last week (with Casey) to the week before (no animals at all), I found that Casey’s photo led to a 10.5% decrease in sales.
There you have it. Indisputable scientific proof that you people hate dogs! What’s wrong with you?
For such heartless cruelty, I can think of no more suitable fate than to let you dog-haters suffer at the hands of LEGO Cthulhu — with lasers! This was built by Flickr user ((Primus)). Click here or on the picture below for the full six-pic story.