Jim C. Hines
  • Blog
  • About
    • Press Kit
    • Cover Posing
    • Privacy and Other Disclaimers
  • Bookstore
    • Autographed Books
  • Bibliography
  • Appearances
  • Rape Resources
  • Contact
    • Speaking Engagements
  • Patreon
  • Facebook
  • Bluesky
  • Tumblr
  • Goodreads
  • Instagram
RSS
September 1, 2011 /

Durand Fantasy Expo and Book Giveaway

Announcement: I’ll be at the Durand Fantasy Expo this Saturday. From about 11 until noon I’ll be at the Durand Memorial Library doing a writing workshop/discussion which is open to everyone. For the rest of the time, I should be at the expo itself, hanging out and signing books and taking pics of the 501st in their awesome Star Wars costumes.

Book Giveaway: As some of you know, every time you click one of the [Amazon] links I put next to book titles, I get a few cents back from Amazon. When they send me a gift card, I try to give that right back to y’all in the form of free books.

Well, I got another one yesterday, so it’s time for a book giveaway! Two winners will receive their choice of one of the following books (autographed, of course).


To enter, all you need to do is post a comment about the best book you’ve read so far this year. I’ll pick two winners at random next week.

One entry per person, please. Anyone can enter — this is not a U.S.-only contest.

August 31, 2011 /

Brandon Sanderson Follow-up

Brandon Sanderson posted an update yesterday to his blog post on Dumbledore and homosexuality, talking about how his views have evolved since then. Given the still-ongoing discussion from my post on Monday, it seems only fair to direct people to that update.

“I now believe that the best way to approach this is to push for ALL
state unions to be civil unions. I believe we should establish what the
state grants a union—whether it be straight or gay—and apply those
rights universally to all.”

I’ve been e-mailing Sanderson a bit on this. I still don’t agree with him on everything (big shock, I know), but I think I’ve got a better idea where he’s coming from re: religion and homosexuality.

One of my realizations is that I feel like I’m having two distinct arguments. One is the legal aspect. I don’t know if what he proposes re: the separation of civil unions from religious marriage would work. I’m a very strong believer in separation of church and state, and from that perspective, I’m all for dividing up the legal and faith-based aspects of marriage/partnership.

I’m mistrustful, though. Organized religion in general doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to keeping out of government. Which brings me to the religious aspect. Sanderson says:

“I cannot be deaf to the pleas of gay couples who want important things, such as hospital visitation rights, shared insurance, and custody rights. At the same time, I accept and sustain the leaders of the LDS church. I believe that a prophet of God has said that widespread legislation to approve gay marriage will bring pain and suffering to all involved. I trust those whom I have accepted as my spiritual leaders.”

I strongly disagree with the idea of a God who condemns or approves of love and marriage based only on the sex or gender of the parties involved. I appreciate that Sanderson is trying to listen, and that his views have evolved. But the belief that homosexuality is sinful is not one I can accept, and it’s not something I’m willing to negotiate or compromise on.

(Counting down to, “That means you’re just as close-minded as you say others are!” comments in 3 … 2 … 1 …)

I trust that Sanderson as an individual would never deliberately hurt or harm someone for their sexual preference. But despite what Christ and other religious leaders taught, humanity in general has an ugly history of throwing far too many stones at the sinners.

I would encourage those discussing Sanderson’s views check out his full update instead of just the snippets I quote here. He’s working to find an answer that will both respect the teachings of his church and also provide equal rights and protections to same-sex couples.

I appreciate that struggle, but I don’t know if such an answer exists.

August 29, 2011 /

The Luxury of “Reasonable”

When I went to World Fantasy last year, I think I met almost as many people who knew me from this blog as I did people who had read my books. (I try not to think about that too hard.) Frequently, people would say they read my blog because it’s usually so reasonable and calm. (And yes, I’m aware that not everyone shares that opinion.)

I appreciate that. But I also worry about the way we sometimes privilege reasonable above so much else.

Another blogger recently linked to Brandon Sanderson’s old post about Dumbledore and homosexuality. I hung out with Sanderson at ConFusion this year. He struck me as a nice guy, and I came away liking him. His post is calm and intellectual in tone as he talks about his church’s stance against homosexuality and same-sex marriage.

He recognizes that there are other points of view. He expects and accepts that people will disagree with him. And he asks that people not yell at him, saying:

…those who cry for open mindedness often seem to be as hateful and unwilling to look from someone else’s perspective as the people on the far right. Rationally work to enlighten us through thoughtful nudging. Don’t call us idiots and homophobes.

In other words, be reasonable. Be calm. Be understanding and patient with those you disagree with. It’s a demand I’ve seen repeated elsewhere many times.

But there’s a reason Sanderson can be so reasonable. He’s not the one being spat on and beaten and burned (In front of a church, no less) and killed because of who he loves. He’s not being told he can’t bring his boyfriend to his own prom. Agents/editors aren’t rejecting his work because he wrote about LGBT characters. He’s not being denied basic rights, like the ability to visit his partner at the hospital. He’s not being told he can’t adopt a child he loves, a child who instead gets returned to an abusive home because the court feels that’s better than letting the child grow up with gay or lesbian parents.

I can more easily write a “reasonable” post about LGBT rights, because I’m comfortably and safely married. I know my insurance will cover my wife, that every state will recognize my family as valid, that my children won’t be hassled because I love my partner. I’m not directly, personally threatened by kind of beliefs and attitudes Sanderson describes.

It’s easy to tell advocates for LGBT rights to slow it down and stop being so loud or angry. It’s easy to demand reasonableness, and to call for negotiation when you’re not the one being hurt every day of your life.

I understand that faith is powerful stuff, and to his credit, Sanderson genuinely appears to be struggling with this issue. And he’s willing to write about it in public, meaning he risks being called names, or having his books boycotted.

In the meantime, those on the other side risk being beaten and tortured and murdered.

I fully believe Sanderson would be horrified by these crimes … but I hope he might also recognize that there’s a justifiable basis for anger and fear of those claiming to know God’s will. That such anger and fear are based on experience. That it can be difficult to distinguish the person who says “My God tells me that homosexuality is sinful” and hopes to have a calm, reasonable discussion from the one who says those same words and plans to beat you to death in the parking lot.

I’m not defending or encouraging name-calling. (I also don’t believe that telling someone they’re being bigoted is name-calling.) But it’s easy to demand calm, “safe” discussion when you’re the one who’s safe and comfortable … it doesn’t strike me as a terribly reasonable demand.

August 27, 2011 /

LEGO Tron Lightcycle

Want!

Click the pic for additional photos of Ewok in Disguise‘s creation. And since they were kind enough to post instructions, I might actually see if I can scrounge/buy the parts to build this one!

Think that’s cool? Fine Clonier took it a step further, and built one that lights up.

August 26, 2011 /

Snow Queen and the Slump of Print

Last month, I wrote a blog post looking at my early numbers for The Snow Queen’s Shadow [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy]. Based on those early numbers, the print sales seemed pretty much in line with what I’d seen for other books.

“If you eliminate Red Hood, then according to Bookscan, the new book sold more print copies in its first week than any of my previous books … What does this all mean? Not too much, to be honest. I’m one author, and there could be any number of factors going on here.”

It’s almost two months since Snow Queen came out. Since then, Borders has officially gone into bankruptcy. George R. R. Martin’s new book came out, which I’m told cannibalized some fantasy sales across the board. And B&N has started cutting back on their orders.

So I put together a comparison of total print sales for the first eight weeks of each of my books:

Keeping in mind that Red Hood got some additional display space and advertising push, this is … still better than I was expecting to see. Snow Queen has slipped behind the other princess books, but continues to outsell the goblins. Not too bad.

On the other hand, the numbers for Snow Queen include a visible boost in sales when Borders declared bankruptcy and people started rushing out to buy books at 40% off. That’s a short-term gain, and I expect to see another dropoff once Borders closes its doors for good.

And of course, I won’t know how the e-book is selling for quite some time.

In conclusion … I don’t know. I’ve been pointed to more “Publishing is DOOMED!!!” articles recently, and all I can think is “Bored now.” I don’t see publishing disappearing any time soon.

Changing, yes. Continuing to work toward an equilibrium point between print and e-books, sure. Causing some people to freak out like poo-flinging monkeys on crystal meth, absolutely.

I don’t know what publishing is going to look like five or ten years from now. I don’t know if the death of Borders will lead to a resurgence in the independent bookstores, or if brick & mortar stores will continue to decline. I don’t know whether the mass market format will go away, replaced by print-on-demand and e-books. I don’t know.

But then, if I wanted a stable, secure, unchanging career, writing fiction might not have been the best choice.

I do know that people enjoy stories. Publishing is changing, but love of story has been a core part of our species for as long as we can remember. While the delivery of those stories will continue to evolve, the demand for those stories isn’t going away.

So as for me, I’m just going to keep writing, and I hope y’all will continue to read and enjoy those stories with me.

August 23, 2011 /

One Week of Kitemaster

Kitemaster & Other Stories has been on sale at Amazon and B&N for just over a week now, so I figured it was time for a quick sales check-in. In that first week, I sold:

Amazon: 45
B&N: 11

Not bad. 56 sales means I’ve earned back roughly 75% of the $200 I invested up front for the cover art. It’s significantly lower than the first week numbers for Goblin Tales [Amazon | B&N] though, which sold 66 copies at those two sites in the first 24 hours.

Why the lower sales for Kitemaster? I’m guessing it’s a combination of three things:

  1. Kitemaster is priced at $3.99, while Goblin Tales is $2.99. (Kitemaster also has a little more content.) I don’t know how much of a difference that extra buck makes. Keep in mind that each sale of Kitemaster also earns a bit more in royalties, so it might balance out.
  2. Goblin Tales had a direct connection to my goblin series, meaning those fans were probably more likely to buy it. Kitemaster lacks that link to my better-known work.
  3. With Goblin Tales, I did a few guest blog posts and generally promoted a little harder. While I did some promotion for Kitemaster, I didn’t do quite as much.

Sales on Kitemaster dropped off quickly after that first day, much more than Goblin Tales, but again it’s hard to say why. I didn’t see any significant boost in sales of Goblin Tales from the release of Kitemaster, either.

With only two books and several potential variables, there aren’t many conclusions I can draw here. The $3.99 price point seems to work, in that it looks like I’ll eventually turn a profit on the project. I do think you need to take a long-tail view on this sort of thing. The sales aren’t huge, but Goblin Tales continues to sell a handful of copies each week. Here’s hoping that trend keeps going.

My thanks, as always, to everyone who picked up the book, and especially those of you who posted reviews or mentioned it online. Very much appreciated!

iBooks and Kobo still haven’t gotten Kitemaster added to their stores. I’ll add those links to my bookstore as soon as I have them.

In the meantime, for anyone who can’t use the online stores due to regional restrictions, you can order the .epub file of Kitemaster directly from me through PayPal. Once I receive your order, I’ll try to e-mail the file (DRM-free) to you within 24 hours. If I’m at a con or something like that, it might take a little longer.


August 22, 2011 /

Baby Got Books

Baby Got Books
by Jim C. Hines
(with apologies to Sir Mixalot)

(Intro)
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her book.
It is
so big. You could, like,
Fend off a rabid jaguar.
But, you know, who even reads those genres?
She only wants dragons and swords.
It’s not like that’s real literature, right?
I mean, her book, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so thick, it’s like
Swollen, I mean – wow. Look!
It’s just so … fat.

I like big books and I cannot lie.
You other readers can’t deny
That when a kid walks in with The Name of the Wind
Like a hardbound brick of win.
Story bling.
Wanna swipe that thing
Cause you see that boy is speeding
Right through the book he’s reading.
I’m hooked and I can’t stop pleading.
Wanna curl up with that for ages,
All thousand pages.
Reviewers tried to warn me.
But with that plot you hooked
Me like Bradley.
Ooh, crack that fat spine.
You know I wanna make you mine.
This book is stella ’cause it ain’t some quick novella.

No time for writers
Whose work is much slighter.
One-shot plot, over quicker than a nickel slot.

I’m tired of magazines,
Tellin’ stories with just three scenes.
Take a fantasy fan and ask ’em if
They’d rather read Tolkien, so…

Readers (yeah), readers (yeah)
Go get Martin’s brand new book (hell yeah).
Well read it, read it, read it, read it, read that hefty book.
Fantasies fat.

(Bulging shelves with the epic plotlines)

I like ’em thick and dense.
Good stories should be immense.
I just can’t stop myself.
I’m readin’ all of Wheel of Time,
Now where’s my Goodkind?

I wanna read Durham,
Scott Lynch and Pete Hamilton,
I don’t like my tales too quick.
Save flimsy old plots for SyFy flicks.
I want a twenty page prologue.
To write up on my blog.
Books with mad sequels.
Readers know they ain’t got no equals.
So I’m walking through my bookstore.
Searching the shelves for books I adore.
You can keep those slim things.
I want my novels like Rowling’s.
A word to the hard core writers.
Go pull an all-nighter.
I want that book wider.
But I gotta be straight when I say I’m gonna read
’Til the break of dawn.
Zelazny’s got it goin’ on.
A lot of folks don’t like ’em long.
’Cause them punks even skim the Brothers Grimm.
But I’d rather read it slow
’Cause I’ll savor the flavor
And I’m down to get the fiction on.

So bookstores (yeah), bookstores (yeah),
If you want me comin’ in through your doors (yeah),
Then turn ’em out,
Face ’em out,
Let me browse until I shout.
Fantasies fat.

(Bulging shelves with the epic plotlines.)

Yeah baby
When it’s my library,
Kirkus ain’t got nothing to do with my selection.
Anathem, Way of Kings, and Cyteen,
Sweetest sight I’ve ever seen.

So you only read the Cliff Notes,
Frightened off by the slightest bloat,
Well your mind is gettin’ swindled, ’cause the stories just dwindle.
My brand new Kindle is obese with books ten megs apiece.
You can do e-books or paper, but please don’t trim that book.
Some editors’ll say to cut that,
And tell you trim twelve chapters of fat.
So you slash and delete it.
But I’m sayin’ I want to read it.
Now some folks want ’em thin.
Well I say that’s a sin.
Gimme font that’s small, that’s a true temptation,
Something big like Foundation.
It’s the doorstop books that’ll make me grin.
Want to steal that thing.
Give me that tome I’m taking it home.
’Cause reading is in my genome.
Some critic she tried to dis
The books that were on my list.
She said Williams was dull and dreary.
McCaffrey just made her weary.
But writers if your book is fat,
And you’re sick of those one-star prats,
Click my contact link and e-mail me, ’cause this is where it’s at.
Fantasies fat.

August 19, 2011 /

Kalamazoo Signing and a Random Toilet Observation

Tomorrow starting at 1:00 p.m., I’ll be joining Sarah Zettel and Douglas Anderson at Kazoo Books in 2413 Parkview in Kalamazoo for an afternoon of fantasy, talking about books and magic and all that good stuff. (And signing any books you’d care to shove at me, of course!)

There’s a Facebook event page here, for those who like that sort of thing.

#

A while back, I had to replace the toilet seat in one of our bathrooms, and ended up buying a “slow closing” seat. (Mostly because it was the only decent-looking, solidly built seat they had.)

This is, of course, the culmination of U.S. 21st century toilet seat technology[1. Edited to add “U.S.” because, as Charlie Stross points out, America lags behind in the worldwide toilet technology race.]. I visualize miniaturized titanium pneumonic pumps concealed within the hinges, along with an elaborate and tiny system of pulleys and counterweights. I’m curious how many engineers toiled away for years to create a seat that would ease our lid-lowering burden.

I do wish I had known about these things a few years ago, though. And as a parent, I recommend them for anyone raising young boys.

Because to little boys of a certain height, the average toilet seat lid is an EVIL PLASTIC WEINER-CHOMPING PAC MAN!

This random observation has been brought to you by the fact that Jim is overtired and couldn’t think of anything else to blog about today.

—

August 18, 2011 /

The Speed of Dark, by Elizabeth Moon

Elizabeth Moon‘s The Speed of Dark [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy] was a hard book for me to read, and an equally hard one to figure out how to review.

Moon has an autistic son, which clearly informed her writing of this book. The Speed of Dark tells the story of Lou Arrendale, an autistic man living in a near future very similar to our own time. The back of the book blurb focuses on:

…an experimental “cure” for his condition. Now Lou must decide if he should submit to a surgery that may change the way he views the world–and the very essence of who he is.

But the book is so much more. This isn’t an action or adventure novel, and the treatments and potential cure for autism is pretty much the only real SF element in the story.

The most powerful thing, to me, is the way Moon brings you into Lou’s perspective:

It is hard to drive safely in the hot afternoon, with the wrong music in my head. Light flashed off windshields, bumpers, trim; there are too many flashing lights. By the time I get home, my head hurts and I’m shaking. I take the pillows off my couch into the bedroom, closing all the shades tightly and then the door. I lie down, piling the pillow on top of me, then turn off the light.

This is something else I never tell Dr. Fornum about. She would make notes in my record about this…

As the father of a boy on the high-functioning end of the autistic spectrum, I spent a fair amount of time reminding myself that Lou’s experiences aren’t meant to be a universal representation of autism. Lou works with other autistics, doing pattern-analysis for a large corporation, and Moon does a very good job of showing Lou and the other characters as individuals. Autism is a significant part of who they are, but it doesn’t define them.

Moon shows many of the challenges Lou faces, both the internal and the external. A new supervisor wants to eliminate the “special accommodations” Lou and his unit receive at work. A man from Lou’s fencing group blames Lou for his problems, accusing people like him of stealing jobs from “normal” people. (Sound familiar? Much of this book could be set in today’s world.)

And then there’s the potential cure, the chance for Lou to be normal, whatever that means. Moon does a decent job of exploring the moral messiness and complexities of “curing” autism, though I would have liked to see more of this part. Should we cure someone who’s able to function? What about someone we define as low-functioning? How many of the challenges autistic people face are inherent to the condition, and how many of those challenges are externally created?

The Speed of Dark is a book that makes you think. Lou is a wonderful, sympathetic, beautiful protagonist. This isn’t a plot-oriented, action-packed book, but it’s one I definitely recommend reading.

For those of you who’ve read it already, I’d love to hear what you thought.

August 17, 2011 /

250 Weeks of Goblin Quest

As I was adding my Bookscan numbers to my big old Excel Spreadsheet of Sales (yes, I’m a data geek), I realized last week marked exactly 250 weeks since Goblin Quest [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy] first started showing up in bookstores.

That was an odd realization. It’s been not quite five years since the biggest shift in my career… In some respects it feels like a long time. There are circles where I feel like one of the old pros, watching the new kids with their fancy e-books and their new-fangled urban steampunk pararomances and their social media. In other ways, I still feel like a brand new author trying to figure out how to make a career of this.

Some random factoids about Goblin Quest…

  • I started writing the book on November 1, 2000, as part of a Novel Dare with some friends.
  • I finished the first draft on December 7, 2000. (I was unemployed at the time, so I could spend a lot of time writing.)
  • After a three week break, I started revising on January 1, 2001.
  • I wrapped up revision after about two weeks, and submitted my first four query letters on January 16, 2001.
  • My first rejection letter showed up on January 30, 2001.
  • I submitted to a total of 39 agents and publishers over the next few years, and was rejected by almost all of them.
  • The first acceptance arrived on January 7, 2004 from Five Star Books … three years after I finished the book. (We sold the book to DAW in early 2006.)
  • Goblin Quest has been published in Russian, German, French, Polish, and Czech. (We almost had a Hebrew edition as well, but that fell through.)
  • The book has earned out its U.S. advance twice over, and is currently in its sixth printing with DAW. Its two sequels also earned out their advances and gone back for multiple printings.

Not bad for a nearsighted goblin runt and his pet fire-spider, eh? So much has changed since then … it makes me wonder where I’ll be in another five years.

«< 158 159 160 161 162 >»

New Books in 2025

Kitemaster:
Amazon | B&N | Bookshop
Read the First Chapter: PDF | EPUB

Slayers of Old, Coming Oct. 21:
Amazon | B&N | Bookshop

Blog Archives

Free Fiction

  • Stranger vs. the Malevolent Malignancy, at Podcastle
  • The Creature in Your Neighborhood at Apex Magazine
  • How Isaac Met Smudge at Literary Escapism
  • Gift of the Kites at Clarkesworld
  • Original Gangster at Fantasy Magazine
  • Goblin Lullaby (audio) at PodCastle
  • Spell of the Sparrow (audio) at PodCastle

Banner artwork by Katy Shuttleworth.



↑

Jim C. Hines