My Son Reviews Goblin Quest
A week or so back, my wife sat down and started reading Goblin Quest [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy] to my son Jackson. To be honest, this made me nervous. I wrote this book more than a decade ago, and while some people have loved it, no book works for everyone. What if he didn’t like it? What if he didn’t get the humor? What if it was just too old for him?
Basically, I was more worried about what my seven-year-old boy thought of my book than I was about what my editor thought of the Codex Born draft.
I’m happy to say he loved it. Night after night when I put him to bed, he’d ask me questions about the goblins and the hobgoblins and the dragon, and told me what he thought would happen next. He even guessed where the Rod of Creation would be found. The first time the forgotten god Tymalous Shadowstar spoke to Jig the goblin, Jackson literally gasped. He giggled when Smudge set various people and things on fire. He worried about Riana and Jig, and got mad at the adventurers for how they treated Jig.
I’ve gotten some great reviews for this book. Wil Wheaton called it “too f***ing cool for words.” Ed Greenwood loved it. Fans have made crocheted goblins and gotten tattoos of Jig or Smudge.
But this review is at the top of my list. Watching and listening to his reactions as my wife read the story has been one of the best experiences in almost 20 years of writing.
With that said, let’s find out what he thought of the book.
What is Goblin Quest about?
You should know that. You wrote it!
Okay, fine. What do you think Goblin Quest is about?
I think it’s about the first goblin that goes on an adventure. Jig was on muck duty, and then Porak and the rest of his patrol took him out and sent him ahead so they could play games and not technically abandon their duties. But they really did abandon their duties, but Jig didn’t. He did their duties for them, and he got captured by a group of adventurers that were on a quest to find the Rod of Creation.
Who was your favorite character?
Jig, because he’s he main character, and I think he’s pretty cool.
What did you think of the other characters?
I liked it when Jig was talking to the adventurers in English, but then he talked to the other goblins in Goblin, except that he forgot that Darnak could speak Goblin. Uh oh…
What was the best part of the story?
For me, it was when they found out that [SPOILER ABOUT THE ROD OF CREATION].
Were there any parts you didn’t like, or that you thought were too scary?
I didn’t like when Riana was picking one of the Necromancer’s locks and it started to turn her into one of the walking corpses, a zombie, basically. It was scary.
Who do you think should read this book?
Everybody!
What are you and Mama going to read next?
Goblin Hero!
Martin
March 11, 2013 @ 9:58 am
Op ed piece from a biased reviewer… I suspect conflict of interest, possibly the reviewer needs a new iPhone or tablet ;-).
Sean
March 11, 2013 @ 10:13 am
Great review. Jackson has solid taste in literature.
Jim C. Hines
March 11, 2013 @ 10:22 am
This is probably in violation of the FTC regulations and policies on book reviews, too!
Jim C. Hines
March 11, 2013 @ 10:22 am
That he does 🙂
Martin
March 11, 2013 @ 10:45 am
I am afraid you must withhold any compensation to shield him from possible consequences. He may not understand, but it is for his best.
Kassie
March 11, 2013 @ 12:26 pm
That’s awesome! I just bought my husband The Legend of Jig Dragonslayer for his birthday and we’re racing each other through it. He’s currently a few chapters ahead of me near the beginning of Goblin War. We’re looking forward to reading them to our kids someday (they’re 4.5 and almost 2, so a little young right now).
Ed Woychowsky
March 11, 2013 @ 8:57 pm
It seems that there actually is a geis. Seriously, you’re going to have to write faster or Jackson is going to catch up to you.
KatG
March 11, 2013 @ 9:46 pm
I think you have seriously misunderstood the wide age spectrum appeal of Jig and Smudge, which ranges from eight to ninety. If you wanted to do a spin-off children’s picture book series of them for the even younger set and their parents, it would do well. We also desperately all want Jig and Smudge stuffed dolls.
David Y
March 11, 2013 @ 10:09 pm
A good book has no age limitations.
Jim C. Hines
March 12, 2013 @ 8:23 am
Thanks, Kassie! So glad you’re both enjoying it! 🙂
Jim C. Hines
March 12, 2013 @ 8:24 am
Did you see the crocheted Jig and Smudge a fan gave me next year? Coolest gift ever!!!
KatG
March 12, 2013 @ 11:18 am
Yes, I know, they’re adorable! We want them!
Tracy Cembor
March 13, 2013 @ 1:16 pm
Goblin Quest was the first of your books I read. A friend literally handed me the book and said, “Read it.” I’m so glad I did. I’ve spread the legend of Jig as far and wide as possible (and your other books too!). Is it okay to admit that I’m reading Libriomancer because of Smudge?
As for children reading the books their parents wrote, I agree it is probably the coolest, scariest thing ever. My daughter’s just a toddler, so I’ve got some time, but I do look at some scenes I write and wonder. Will she say it stinks like week-old diapers? Or will she say it is the best thing since PB&J sandwiches?
Jim C. Hines
March 13, 2013 @ 3:37 pm
Thank you! And please thank your friend for me as well 🙂
On the bright side, if you get the week-old diaper comment from your own kid, all other harsh reviews should lose their sting!
Lauren
March 19, 2013 @ 11:59 am
And you know kids aren’t shy about saying what they think, so this is probably the most honest reveiw you will get. I can’t imagine how amazing it is to read your book to your child. What a thrill! ~ Lauren
Jim C. Hines
March 19, 2013 @ 6:13 pm
Oh yes, he has not been shy about his mixed feelings regarding book two. (He likes Jig, but isn’t as happy with the second POV character I introduced.)
And it’s been my wife reading to him, not me. I’m not sure I could do it, honestly. Too much self-consciousness.
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