Me: Time to change the insulin pump again.
Taz: SOMETHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING IN THE BEDROOM HOLD ON HUMAN HERE I COME!!!
Me: Peels sticker and catheter off of my belly, removes vial from pump, sets the pump, vial, and tubing on the bed.
Taz: LOOK OUT! I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE IMPROBABLY SKINNY SNAKE THAT WAS BITING YOUR BELLY!
Me: Fills new vial.
Taz: Excuse me, human, but the snake appears to have bitten my face.
Me: Removes sticker from Taz’s face.
Taz: Ooh, this looks like an expensive piece of medical equipment. But you know what it’s missing? A CATBUTT-PRINT!
Me: Removes Taz from my insulin pump.
Taz: You appear to be getting ready to jab a needle into your belly. I shall assist by RUBBING MY FACE ON YOUR ELBOW!
Me: Thank you. Pulls out new tubing and prepares to hook it up.
Taz: THE IMPROBABLY SKINNY SNAKE HAS REINFORCEMENTS! IMMA KILL IT FOR YOU!!!
Taz: Runs away for no particular reason.