Have Yourself a Slashy Little Christmas

If you don’t know what slash is, then this might not be the holiday carol for you…

Have Yourself a Slashy Little Christmas
by Jim C. Hines

Have yourself a slashy little Christmas.
Let your fandoms play.
Give She-Ra
And Xena one romantic day.

Have yourself a slashy little Christmas.
Throw canon aside.
Give Harry
And Draco one last “broomstick ride.”

Pair Magneto with Wolverine,
Xavier and Mister Clean.
Friends and foes who are so much more,
Time to let them all explore.

Kirk and Spock,
Or Optimus and Starscream.
Make your pairings hot.
Give old Smaug some sexytimes with Tiamat.
And have yourself some slashy little Christmas plots.

5 comments to Have Yourself a Slashy Little Christmas

J.M. Frey

December 21st, 2011 at 11:15 am

Oh, Mr. Hines. I thought I loved you for your writing, and it turns out what I really fell for was your utter, unabashed fannishness.

Happy Holidays, sir.
- Jim C. Hines
  
  December 21st, 2011 at 11:42 am
  
  Thank you
  
  And happy holidays to you and your family as well!
Marc

December 21st, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Since Tom Smith has done ‘Callisto’ (to the tune of the John Denver song “Calypso”), I’m sure he’d be game to record this…
Linds

December 21st, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Oh, too funny. The zombie tree was great, and this one is too. Mister Clean and Professor X, I can only shake my head. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Mel

December 21st, 2011 at 7:01 pm

Nice.