8 Books in 8 Weeks: Week Six
My next book, Red Hood’s Revenge [B&N | Mysterious Galaxy | Amazon] comes out on July 6. Only three weeks until we get to meet Little Red Riding Hood, deadly assassin, and learn some of the secrets of Sleeping Beauty’s fairy curse. I’m counting down the days by giving away a book each week.
This morning I was told that Red Hood would be included in a DAW/Penguin dark fantasy floor display at Barnes & Noble. Sweet! Also, Sci-fi Fan Letter called it the strongest princess book to date. Insert contented smile here.
Anyway, time to give away another book! This week, let’s forget that whole truth in advertising thing. What are the lesser-known benefits of reading the princess series? Be as creative or ridiculous as you’d like. For example…
The Mermaid’s Madness increases your pets’ IQ scores by 20 points or more!
The Stepsister Scheme: Gets out even the toughest stains!
Leave your suggestion in the comments, and I’ll pick a winner at random to receive an autographed copy of one of the following books (your choice):
Please keep it PG-13 or better, and have fun! (And please feel free to spread the word, if you’d like.)
Lynn Flewelling
June 15, 2010 @ 10:34 am
Mad Mermaids are delicious dredged in corn meal and pan fried in butter and increase sexual potency.
mattw
June 15, 2010 @ 10:36 am
The Stepsister Scheme keeps your whites white and your colors vibrant.
T.J.
June 15, 2010 @ 10:37 am
The Stepsister Scheme protects you from thieves, murderers, rapists, and Jig the Goblin.
Marla Rudas
June 15, 2010 @ 10:38 am
“The Stepsister Scheme-Kills bugs DEAD!”
zollmaniac
June 15, 2010 @ 10:56 am
The Stepsister Scheme – A page a day, keeps the doctor away!
(Not guaranteed and may cause sleep deprivation. Does not protect you from Batman.)
Anita Kendall
June 15, 2010 @ 10:59 am
The Stepsister Scheme and The Mermaid’s Madness “give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done. Heavens, they’re tasty and expeditious.”
Laura W
June 15, 2010 @ 12:44 pm
The Stepsister Scheme, because we wear short shorts!
Kristen T
June 15, 2010 @ 1:51 pm
The Stepsister Scheme – does your homework for you while you read!
Tina Bey
June 15, 2010 @ 2:23 pm
The Stepsister Scheme keeps your children safe from predators and will help keep your family united.
Shane Ede
June 15, 2010 @ 3:03 pm
The Stepsister Scheme, Guaranteed to make you dashing and handsome!*
*Inclusion in royal family, while implied, is not guaranteed.
Chris
June 15, 2010 @ 4:10 pm
The Stepsister Scheme: Learn the best pickup lines (and more 😉 courtesy of Snow.
Cheryl
June 15, 2010 @ 6:44 pm
Goblin Quest: Searches out all the best iPhone apps so you don’t have to!
sean
June 15, 2010 @ 8:15 pm
The Stepsister Scheme for daily use. So you can be ready anytime the moment is right.*
*If you get an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.
Julie
June 16, 2010 @ 10:17 pm
The Stepsister Scheme; guaranteed to enhance eyesight and temporarily deafen reader.
(Note: Author not responsible for any injuries sustained while attempting to separate reader from book)
MichaelM
June 17, 2010 @ 6:19 am
The Mermaid’s Madness – Increases your love for reading one page at a time.
Jill
June 17, 2010 @ 5:18 pm
Goblin Quest will make your children eat their vegetables, or die trying.
The Mermaid’s Madness will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams.**
*contingent upon forwarding it to seven people, who forward it to seven of their friends
*if you fail to forward this, you will be cursed and bad things will happen to you and people you love. Seriously, this includes paper cuts, bad parking spots, and telemarketers.
The Stepsister Scheme FREE–you just pay $89.95 shipping and handling! Don’t wait! This offer expires at the stroke of midnight! No CODs.
Warriorccc0
June 21, 2010 @ 1:25 am
The Mermaid’s Madness, stopping you from going mad yourself on those boring nights.