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8 Books in 8 Weeks: Week Two
Congratulations to Jessica Tudor, who won the first giveaway. And my thanks to everyone who entered. I asked you to post something that made you smile, and it made for a great contest. I really enjoyed reading everyone’s comments. For this week, let’s keep with the fun. Give me a hypothetical product warning about Red Hood. Something like: Warning: Red Hood’s Revenge is meant for external use only. Keep it PG-13 or better. I’ll be drawing a winner at random next Monday, so no pressure to be the funniest. Winner receives an autographed copy of one of my books. Have fun. 27 comments to 8 Books in 8 Weeks: Week Two |
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Red Hood’s Revenge 
Red Hood’s Revenge is packed by weight, not volume. Some settling of contents may occur during shipping.
Caution: Do not turn Red Hood’s Revenge upside down.
Allergy Notice: Red Hoods Revenge contains no nuts but may have been written by one. It also may have been written in the same facility where peanuts were present.
Red Hoods Revenge now with candy sprinkles. This product made with or around peanuts.
In the event that Red Hood reading contiunes for longer than 4 hours, call your local bookstore for instructions. Consult your local bookseller to ensure you are healthy enough for reading.
Caution: Do not use or store Red Hood’s Revenge near flames, sparks, or other sources of ignition.
Red Hood’s Revenge should be taken at bedtime with a large glass of milk. May cause sleep deprivation and paper cuts.
Red Hood’s Revenge, a new chapter in this exciting and befuddled fairy tale world. Caution: Not for three-legged cats named Stub.
WARNING: Objects in magic mirror are closer than they appear.
Do not taunt Red Hood’s Revenge.
Red Hood’s Revenge: May cause heroine worship in little girls. Read with caution.
Rx: Red Hood’s Revenge. Dosage: Read the complete book, preferably in one sitting. Possible side effects: Lack of sleep while dosing; irritability while awaiting Snow Storm. Avoid using product in the shower; however, bathtime use is encouraged. DO NOT USE while driving, operating power tools, or operating heavy machinery.
Warning: Do not begin to read Red Hood’s Revenge to a young audience, if you are not prepared for the demands to keep reading and finish the book.
Surgeon General’s Warning: Red Hood’s Revenge may cause heroine addiction.
Warning: Red Hood’s Revenge should not be fed after Midnight and should not get wet. Possible mutations may occur.
Warning: Reading this book too quickly may cause you to become easily angered anytime that Jim talks about Snow Queen.
Warning: For external use only.
Warning: Red Hood’s Revenege might cause sleepness nights and pose an actual threat to conditions like stupidity and idiocy.
Warning: No user-servicable parts inside. Refer servicing to qualified service personnel.
Warning: Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Caution: If left unread, zombies may eat you.
Warning: This book is the physical embodiment of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. It may contain to much energy for the novice reader. Read with extreme caution.
Warning: do not eat while reading Red Hood’s Revenge as choking due to laughter may occur.
Warning: Red Hood’s Revenge should only be applied visually or a case of Mermaid’s Madness may result
Harmful if swallowed.
Warning: Do not try this at home.
HIPAA: Shipped to you in a plain brown wrapper.