8 Books in 8 Weeks: Week Two
Red Hood’s Revenge [B&N | Mysterious Galaxy | Amazon] comes out in eight seven more weeks. (I’ve even seen my first early review, over at Green Man Review!) I’m giving away a book each week to hopefully build a little buzz and excitement.
Congratulations to Jessica Tudor, who won the first giveaway. And my thanks to everyone who entered. I asked you to post something that made you smile, and it made for a great contest. I really enjoyed reading everyone’s comments.
For this week, let’s keep with the fun. Give me a hypothetical product warning about Red Hood. Something like:
Warning: Red Hood’s Revenge is meant for external use only.
Keep it PG-13 or better. I’ll be drawing a winner at random next Monday, so no pressure to be the funniest. Winner receives an autographed copy of one of my books.
Have fun.
John B.
May 18, 2010 @ 9:39 am
Red Hood’s Revenge is packed by weight, not volume. Some settling of contents may occur during shipping.
MichaelM
May 18, 2010 @ 9:56 am
Caution: Do not turn Red Hood’s Revenge upside down.
EpeeBill
May 18, 2010 @ 10:25 am
Allergy Notice: Red Hoods Revenge contains no nuts but may have been written by one. It also may have been written in the same facility where peanuts were present.
Andrew
May 18, 2010 @ 10:45 am
Red Hoods Revenge now with candy sprinkles. This product made with or around peanuts.
Zombie_Joe
May 18, 2010 @ 10:48 am
In the event that Red Hood reading contiunes for longer than 4 hours, call your local bookstore for instructions. Consult your local bookseller to ensure you are healthy enough for reading.
Abrah
May 18, 2010 @ 10:49 am
Caution: Do not use or store Red Hood’s Revenge near flames, sparks, or other sources of ignition.
Ken O'Shaughnessy
May 18, 2010 @ 10:53 am
Red Hood’s Revenge should be taken at bedtime with a large glass of milk. May cause sleep deprivation and paper cuts.
Chris
May 18, 2010 @ 10:54 am
Red Hood’s Revenge, a new chapter in this exciting and befuddled fairy tale world. Caution: Not for three-legged cats named Stub.
Rae Carson
May 18, 2010 @ 11:08 am
WARNING: Objects in magic mirror are closer than they appear.
Bill Pearson
May 18, 2010 @ 11:20 am
Do not taunt Red Hood’s Revenge.
Sewicked
May 18, 2010 @ 11:30 am
Red Hood’s Revenge: May cause heroine worship in little girls. Read with caution.
Steve – Kestrel's Aerie
May 18, 2010 @ 11:40 am
Rx: Red Hood’s Revenge. Dosage: Read the complete book, preferably in one sitting. Possible side effects: Lack of sleep while dosing; irritability while awaiting Snow Storm. Avoid using product in the shower; however, bathtime use is encouraged. DO NOT USE while driving, operating power tools, or operating heavy machinery.
Crystal
May 18, 2010 @ 3:08 pm
Warning: Do not begin to read Red Hood’s Revenge to a young audience, if you are not prepared for the demands to keep reading and finish the book.
Christine Purcell
May 18, 2010 @ 3:54 pm
Surgeon General’s Warning: Red Hood’s Revenge may cause heroine addiction.
mattw
May 18, 2010 @ 4:22 pm
Warning: Red Hood’s Revenge should not be fed after Midnight and should not get wet. Possible mutations may occur.
Shane Ede
May 18, 2010 @ 4:59 pm
Warning: Reading this book too quickly may cause you to become easily angered anytime that Jim talks about Snow Queen.
JureF
May 18, 2010 @ 5:59 pm
Warning: For external use only.
Daniela
May 19, 2010 @ 5:52 am
Warning: Red Hood’s Revenege might cause sleepness nights and pose an actual threat to conditions like stupidity and idiocy.
Elizabeth Perry
May 19, 2010 @ 8:04 am
Warning: No user-servicable parts inside. Refer servicing to qualified service personnel.
Jennifer W
May 19, 2010 @ 10:43 am
Warning: Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
zollmaniac
May 19, 2010 @ 12:03 pm
Caution: If left unread, zombies may eat you.
Sean
May 19, 2010 @ 8:21 pm
Warning: This book is the physical embodiment of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. It may contain to much energy for the novice reader. Read with extreme caution.
Anita Kendall
May 20, 2010 @ 1:44 pm
Warning: do not eat while reading Red Hood’s Revenge as choking due to laughter may occur.
Kevin Stewart
May 20, 2010 @ 1:54 pm
Warning: Red Hood’s Revenge should only be applied visually or a case of Mermaid’s Madness may result
JoshV
May 20, 2010 @ 4:07 pm
Harmful if swallowed.
JoshV
May 20, 2010 @ 4:10 pm
Warning: Do not try this at home.
Anita Fricks
May 20, 2010 @ 4:38 pm
HIPAA: Shipped to you in a plain brown wrapper.