Zombie Rhymes: Little Miss Muffet

Zombie Miss Muffet
by Jim C. Hines

Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her old friend Trey.

Along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and squish – she had spider paté.

4 comments to Zombie Rhymes: Little Miss Muffet

Anna O'Connell

December 12th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

That is *sooooo* awful.

You have a delightfully twisted mind, Jim.
- Jim C. Hines
  
  December 12th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
  
  Thank you. I try
Rachael

December 22nd, 2009 at 12:31 pm

I love your little poems! I think I like this one the best! haha! Now you can publish potery book!
Zombie Twatz

January 3rd, 2010 at 11:06 am

I pictured her as a gothicy little girl (with pig tails) holding a chomped on hunk of leg. Blood dribbling down her chin and a quirky little smile on her face as she NOMed away. <3