Star Trek Pants

I have nothing deep to blog about today, so I turn instead to another pressing question. Does the Star Wars Pants game work with Star Trek as well?

You be the judge. (And feel free to jump in and play with the pants in the comments.)

“Captain, I believe I speak for everyone when I say … to hell with our pants.” -Data, First Contact

“Who’s been holding up the damn pants?” -McCoy, STII

“Rumors of my pants have been greatly exaggerated.” -Picard, First Contact

“That green-blooded son of a bitch. It’s his revenge for all those pants he lost.” -McCoy, STIII

“Uhura, signal our pants!” -Kirk, STVI

“You’re so stolid. You weren’t like that before the pants.” -Q, Deja-Q

“It’s wondrous, with pants to satiate desires both subtle and gross.” -Q, Q Who?

“…and get that fish out of my pants.” -Captain Jellico, Chain of Command (Part I)

“If I may inquire sir, how long have you been captain of the Enterprise?”
“Four years. Ever since Captain Picard was killed in the incident with the pants.” -Worf and Riker, Parallels

“How many have paid the price for your pants? How many have died?” -Saavik, STIII

“Comfortable pants.” -Worf, the Emissary

“…pants I will deprive you of, just like I did your father!” -Nero, Star Trek

“Going back in time, changing pants … that’s cheating!” -Kirk, Star Trek

“It can be argued that a human is ultimately the sum of his pants.” -Sisko, Emissary

“Good pants. That’s where ideas begin.” -David Marcus, STII

“For a time, I was tempted by her pants.” -Data, First Contact

“Insufficient pants always invite danger.” -Spock, Space Seed

“You will never come up against a greater adversary than your own pants.” -Dr. Stubbs, Evolution

“Sorry about your pants, but as we say on Earth, c’est la vie.” -Kirk, STIII

“I’ll have Mr Adventure eating out of my pants, and I’ll see all of you at the rendezvous.” -Uhura, STIII

EpeeBill

June 16th, 2010 at 9:40 am

The quotes from Q seem the best for this game.

Jim C. Hines

June 16th, 2010 at 9:47 am

I noticed that too. Q had most of the great bits in the shows

Bart Leib

June 16th, 2010 at 10:25 am

“They like you very much, but they are not the hell your pants.” - Spock, Star Trek IV

“You wouldn’t want to show me around the inside of your pants, would you?” - Dr. Gillian Taylor to Kirk, Star Trek IV

“You realize of course that if we give him the formula, we’re altering the pants.” - McCoy to Scotty, Star Trek IV

and Scotty’s response:

“Why? How do we know he didn’t pants the thing?”

Jim C. Hines

June 16th, 2010 at 10:27 am

Gillian’s line is my favorite

I’m getting far too much amusement out of this…
- Bart Leib
  
  June 16th, 2010 at 10:33 am
  
  I could go on and on, but it would mostly be obscure lines no one remembers. I have played the Pants game with many movies and TV shows.